damaris is a true beaner.

she hasnt showered since 1989...and currently has pool water and gym in her hair. maybe she should join her mexican brethren and shower in a fountain in LA or something. its alright though...showers are for white people and half beaners like myself anyway.

chicken nugget weed

don't ever purchase weed from someone you don't know

or you will get stuck with un-dank ganja that smells like chicken nuggets

i currently purchased weed from my neighbors dumbass friend, and it doesnt even smell good.

i bet its just a chicken nugget with mold on it

maybe i should eat it

before i go to work...

on another note, i walked into my apartment this morning and it smelled like weed

no one slept here last night

should i be concerned?

FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

SO being a college student, i have run into some financial difficulties

i am currently prostituting myself, contact me for more info

price for my virginity is five million dollars

no old men

thanks