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cheyenne's boyfriend

SEX by damaris

darius was inquiring about sex.

Now, Darius is cheyenne's friend, and he wants to know my thoughts/opinions/feelings etc. about sex. Personally, im not sure why, because if he is cheyenne's friend, he probably knows a lot more about sex than i do.

I think sex is really gross, especially when my roomate does it on the futon where we watch tv, and i drop my potato chips on it, and then i probably eat dead sperm.

another thing i think of when i hear the word sex is STDs and crack whores

but all my friends are sluts, so i dont really care

that is all.

P.S. Our entries were independently written without consulting each other

sex by cheyenne

darius wants us to talk about sex. so here we go....

damaris is super immature and her post will be really stupid.

i love sex. damaris and i have actually discussed getting giant DTF tattoos on our forehead. but seriously...we arent really THAT slutty. but sex is an important aspect of a relationship, and my philosophy will always be, "you've got to test the car out before you buy it." all those bible thumpers out there that are waiting for "the right person," or whatever...news flash...when you pop your cherry the first night of you WEDDING NIGHT...its gonna suck and be no fun at all, and nobody wants that.

I'm not saying jump into bed with everyone you meet, or everyone that is attractive, but if you want to do it, wrap it up and do it.

...and sluts will get so much more respect if they just said they were sluts...nobody's hating your game pimpin...if more sluts came out and said they were sluts maybe it would be more socially acceptable.

hmmmm.

HEALTH CARE

So, the latest thing in the news is health care.

Many people want to debate this, or they think Obama was wrong in doing this...blah blah blah

whatever.

for those of you out of the loop, i can sum it up in two words: shut the fuck up.

tyra

our goal is to become popular internet sensations, so that we can guest star on the tyra show

CHEYENNES FAMILY

this is damaris' family

they have down syndrome.

damaris is a bitch with no morals who just spit cheese at me via skype.

distance

this is how far we have lived from each other for 3 years, and we are still best friends

basically...nc sucks and i want to go home.

basically....

...i taught damaris everything she knows. without me, she would not be educated in the ways of prostitution, selling weed to transvestites, falling in love with jerk boys....you know...that sort of thing.

we figured that even though i moved away to be a half-beaner farmer in nc, and she is still living in california, that we still had an obligation to inform society of our adventures, our hilarious insights, and our skype conversations. also, please give us topics to discuss...we would love to enlighten you with our genius.

cheyennes hobbies

belly dancing while cooking

mugging old ladies

making margaritas out of kool aid

ANGER manamement

this is our first post

we decided to start one, because basically we are hilarious

cheyenne is currently yelling at some dude

the words "quit talking out of your ass" are pretty much the last things ive heard her say in 10 minutes

she's pretty ghetto, but how else do you think we get our cocaine?