...i taught damaris everything she knows. without me, she would not be educated in the ways of prostitution, selling weed to transvestites, falling in love with jerk boys....you know...that sort of thing.
we figured that even though i moved away to be a half-beaner farmer in nc, and she is still living in california, that we still had an obligation to inform society of our adventures, our hilarious insights, and our skype conversations. also, please give us topics to discuss...we would love to enlighten you with our genius.
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